Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.
Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.
Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Berks of Delights
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Todd Blanche looks like he always orders from the children's menu, because the main one is just too darned complicated.
50 people in one chat?
*curls up into a ball and prays for death*
Berks of Delights
Berks of Delights
It's funny because it evokes the smell of piss and shit.
Anyway, drink up....
Email that reads 'The 200 Players to Look Out for in the World Cup'.
I put my car keys down an hour ago, and I can't recall where, but sure - I'll get right on top of remembering 200 things.
Busy day ahead of furiously polishing my clock.
Three arrived last night, all in varying states of ‘oh my god’…
Prolonged hirsute drowsy fucking is here!
Oh, good. We’re ramping up the whole war-crimesingness of the already very war-crimey illegal war that we’re warring.
Hurry up blood clot.
I wonder what entirely made up thing this is? Probably something to justify bombing the Somali referee….
Commentator won’t stop saying “power ranking” and I won’t stop hearing something else entirely.
I don’t know why I continue to take phone pics of furniture, because it always makes things look awful. Anyway, the nightstand looks way better in person, and today I’m finishing up the handles on the Spraying-jig-o-Tron 2000.