I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
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Check out my alt where I post updates on my classic car restoration. @holdfastgarage.bsky.social
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Hey. You guys wanna get hammered?
Please, sir. My Jane, she’s addicted.
One minute you're young and hip and the next minute you hear yourself saying things like, "Babe! Look at these French doors on the front of this house. Aren't they so cute?"
Guys, hold on. My dogs want to go outside again.
ME: what’s the worst that could happen?
UNIVERSE: *snort laughs*