I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
Ceinwen Langley
Crowsa Luxemburg
“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
anyone want to start a gfm for something incredibly funny
i know the french skirmishers are scary kitten but daddy wellington needs you to lock the fuck in and walk slowly towards that farmhouse
everyone's like "why don't i have a revolving bookcase that leads to a secret underground laboratory" because nae fucker will be able to get in to clean it pal i know you ain't washing those beakers out yourself
that said invite me to your groupchats or i'll assume you're all talking about me behind my back
tortoise media got the observer for basically nothing i reckon we can probably take a swing at the guardian media group
if you get scared again just listen to the brave drummer b- shit, ok just focus on the regimental ban- no don't start running kitten we're not spaniards for god's sake
i'm not stuck in a group chat with you, you're stuck in a group chat with me
