[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
“Stuck in that ‘no exercise because bad brain and bad knees’ vs ‘bad knees and bad brain because no exercise’ miasma of confusion and entropy“
I’ll be damned if I didn't just stumble upon the perfect way to describe my last two weeks while replying to a friend just now.
“Experts say a war crime was committed” is what you write when it’s too scary to say “the United States committed a war crime.” The passive voice will be the death of us all
Okay this is adorable and wholesome
Sometimes on a Friday after work you just have to draw a bath and catch up on the approximately eight hundred and seventy three videos your spouse has sent you before digging in to your book and completely dissociating from reality.
