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Emmeline
Is....is this a reference to Jason Lee's Puggy from the seminal 2002 Dave Barry comedy Big Trouble?
Everyone will be lining up to catch a glimpse of PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS
lol can you believe there was a time in the not-too-distant past where I was like, "can't wait for Whitmer and McMorrow to really hit the national stage"
the Blue Team dipshits twisting themselves into knots over this one will be rather annoying/funny
Fingers crossed for @maggiehendricks.bsky.social beating the rain home
The State of Things is a bummer for infinite reasons, one of them being that this World Cup should have been an opportunity to share with the world all the weird, goofy stuff this stupid country has to offer
Antoine Walker in high school
“Are our bodies a test that we have to pass in order to deserve respect, or do we have inherent dignity and a right to self determination?”
That's a banger of a quote
"In 2026, the guy from The Man Show inherits the mantle of 'Most Influential, Socially Progressive Elder Statesman of Late Night' from the guy from Exit 57" is a sentence that 1990s Comedy Central viewers would understand, but not in a million years believe.
