I’m an ass
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
reefer goodness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvwq5gsglqm4urjba373tjbv/feed/top-skeets
Donkey Hotay 💩
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Folks complain about the current state of our nation but I endured motley crüe and parachute pants so let’s all just calm the fuck down
Imagine sex with mmmmmm…ok im done thanks that was awesome.
Corporate Motto:
We stand firm in our refusal to compromise on 38% profit margins
Mission Statement:
To acquire every dollar that exists and tenaciously fight for the god given right of laborers to work for free
I’ve aged well like the ragtop on your dad’s convertible 84 Chrysler LeBaron
Me:
You can’t OD on marijuana
Me after 2 bong rips:
When I die please hire Jeff Ross to roast my corpse on Netflix
Pro tip:
When your skeet is ahead of its time, keep reskeeting it until time catches up
Goddamn it feels bad to be a angster
Hi there my name is rod cocker. I’m here to fix your cable
I’m known as the Yoda of my office in that I’m 900 years old and live in a bog
