Nothing makes me feel more like a member of the cultural elite (in a good way) than a museum membership.
The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
I think we can all agree that the worst thing about England is that people here eat cake with spoons.
Overheard at the Oxfam Book Shop:
Young person #1: & that book still smells of smoke.
Young person #2: It's sad, isn't it? Someday you'll sniff a book, and think, "This smells of raspberry vapes." It won't be the same.
