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Oak/Larry: we did it we did it we win
Curly: (throwing up in the corner) what did we win
Oak: a lifetime supply of monster energy white?? hey what's the big idea I thought they were cancelled
Larry: yeah but they already bought the cans
Oak: ah well (chugs)
[Theme Music]
At this point, I genuinely believe the entire public is being actively gaslit by both the media, and Esther Ghey herself, into forgetting that Brianna Ghey was murdered, by people she knew from school, in real life, who were partly influenced by transphobia, fuelled by the media and politicians.
Three Stooges But A Transfem Polycule (suggested by @senorwoberto.bsky.social)
Curly: hey moe are we out of that fancy laundry powder
Moe: you idiot I'm going by "Oak"
Larry: hey leave her alone she's autistic
Oak: oh yeah? (Slaps both in the head) now you're both autistic, dumbbells
Oak: we're late to the competition
Larry: hey oak are you sure we're gonna win this year
Oak: of course chowdah head, the dolls got sick so us bricks are gonna smoke more cigarettes than the twinks
Curly: what's a brick?
Oak: feels like this (stamps on foot)
Curly: nnnnnnn!!!!!
this but we're both girls
Oak: okay curly you're the only one left against that glowstick from queens. just gotta smoke one more pack of newports and we win
Curly: I don't feel too good oak, I don't think my heart is gonna make it
Larry: oh yeah? (starts playing pop goes the weasel)
Curly: (starts violently smoking)
Personally I'd love to abandon the "well hey you're talking/thinking about it" marketing mentality for good
Curly: hey look over dere in the crowd is that vera drew
Larry: vera drew? vera drew what?
Oak: the short straw like I did when I shacked up with yous two
Larry: aw cmon oak calm down did you drink water today
Oak: always with the water, I got some water for ya (sprays seltzer at Larry)