Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Skimmed milk drinking reprobate"
⭐⭐ Daily Mail
"Totes harshed our vibe, but..."
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Financial Times
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
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Bryan Blessed
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Cunts posting Rupert Lowe stuff on their LinkedIn?
You know how the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 m/s and you can't go faster than that? Well I *would* go faster than that if you worked for me -to fucking sack fuck out of you; and I'd have a semi on the whole time if it went to tribunal.
Fuck FIFA lengthways into some other galaxy's most shitey sun.
Might just take down the blinds and use flags as curtains later. Maybe drag the fridge out the front and push it over.