Kash Patel got USA men's hockey team. Jay Bhattacharya got DRC soccer team. Somewhere in DC there's a draft board assigning federal officials to national sports delegations.
Uncannily alike?
â ď¸ identify a national team
đ¸ show up for photo op
â˝ď¸ đ act like you've been part of locker room since youth.
Fired but Fighting (National Public Health Coalition)