“Oh, that’s a little disappointing, is he at least strong enough to destroy everything and everyone if not for the closest thing to divine intervention without a literal god?”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
"My son is a ticking one, metaphorically of course. He's just psychotic."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“Sounds exciting, a few of my children are walking bombs as well, like the Nuclear Weapons Devil, and Bomb Devil.”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
"Super hero made from Compound V. I'm a walking time bomb, I can destroy Supes myself."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“A supe? I do not believe I’ve heard the term before.”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
"I'm a walking fucking weapon. One beam from my chest and a supe loses all their powers."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“A perfect cause, I love America for a different reason despite not being from there, instead I’m from Hell. But I love America for its military power, especially the nuclear weapons”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
"Yeah well I bleed red white and blue. I fought for the flag."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“I’ve been essentially immortal for a few weeks now, thanks to America.”
She put a hand over her heart saying that, she really likes America…
𝚆𝙰𝚁
"Well it was exciting since I was the one winning it. Then the second time I was thrown under the bus but here I am immortal as fuck."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“I’m not the cause of all wars, more… the side effect, besides fighting in a war is exciting”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
At first Soldier Boy stays quiet then.
"So you're the reason I had to fight in a war I'm guessing."
Solider Boy (Parody)
“Well, my name is now Yoru, but you are correct, I am the embodiment of mankind’s fear of war given form.”
𝚆𝙰𝚁
@lady-yoru.bsky.social
"So your name is War? I'm guessing you have caused a shit of destruction in you're path."
