Write comedy and talk shit. Co-Founder of @auralnauts.bsky.social
Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
Zak Koonce
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If it’s not talking about moist, low budget Lovecraft inspired films with Dirk, I want no part of it.
Incredible display of support for Pride Month. The Confidence. The muscles. Not a care in the world about what balls are being fondled. Balls are balls, you bigots.
Zak Koonce
This is exactly what Nic Cage wearing Travolta’s face would think is Travolta being totally normal.
Star Wars Day is cancelled as long as irl Palpatine is still in charge.
Here’s a video game hot take. If a game has forced PvP, such as an extraction shooter, and one of the main selling points is joy at the expense of mine, then that game should be free. If i have to pay for the privilege of having my balls stomped, then I’m taking my money to a professional dom.
Zak Koonce
Episode 3 of the PoG podcast is available! @merrittk.com joins me to discuss how the loss of both mall culture and killer robot culture has destroyed our country. bit.ly/42uSEKI
I made a parody of the new Resident Evil trailer. The bit is kind of a stretch, but that's why they call me the Mr. Fantastic of dumb-ass ideas.
I’m not a Bible expert, but I believe the book of revelations lists Megan Thee Stallion getting cheated on as the final indicator of the coming apocalypse
If missing the point was a martial art, it would have exploded every head in the 1995 live action Fist of the North Star. We'll just have to settle for detonating the head @seanbaby.bsky.social by making him watch it.
Episode 2 of the PoG podcast is out today! @brockway.bsky.social joins me to kick off Tubi Tuesday, where we celebrate the only movie streaming algorithm that respects our time. We begin with The Wraith, a movie that asks "What if The Crow, but sweet-ass car instead of bird"
