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trying to get the hostage taker to demand pizza but he just wants to let us go :(
how
there's no way for me to tell you that i'm the new gravedigger in a small new england town without you thinking that it's a bit. but i'm the new gravedigger here
If you wanted to go buy something from my store right now, it would be VERY appreciated - I'm dealing with wrapping up my mom's hospital + rehab + home care stuff and it's gonna be $$$$ theartofcoop.bigcartel.com
one day in every school year in music class they got out a panoply of different instruments and let us play them. guitar, marimba, keyboards, drums, violin, all sitting there the rest of the year collecting dust. what were they afraid of. what did they think would happen if we liked playing music
when i was a kid everyone hated me and i didn't know why. now i'm an adult everyone loves me and i still don't know what i did to deserve it
