“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991
“Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025
“Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
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Started Legends last night, on Netflix.
First scene, entitled “Liverpool, 1990”. Shows a lad going into a party, and the music at this party was Set You Free by N-Trance. Which was first released in 1993.
Based on real events, my hairy hole.
John Wickes, innit?
Do I hate absolutely everything about it? Yes.
Will I watch it? Also yes.
Get your crampons on, your moral high ground is up *there*.
🎶 Spider Noir,
Spider Noir,
Dies whatever on his Gap Yah,
Can he spin,
Ra-Ta-Ta,
He smells of
Stalls Artois
Look out,
Here cons the Spider Noir 🎶
GONZO EATING A TIRE TO THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE
THAT WAS THE REEBOK IN THE M&S ADVERT
Pougatch, Keane and Wright Wright Wright filling in a long old delay here. A good warm up for them when the inevitable clusterfuck arrives during the tournament, caused by more weather/“security incident”.
Started business as a gronny former,
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Donnarumma,
Then he somehow got himself on board the Starship Honserprose Allowance Scheme
With a Ponce of Voles award
For pushing Volium and amphotemines
Managed to get through a whole five minutes of a Seth Rogen film before he was smoking a joint. That’s almost an eternity.
