Hugh Jackman’s ankle double lurking in Powys, Wales 🏴
“A lovely boy but a bit like a fart in a colander” - Mrs Mitchell, my science teacher, 1988
Do grown up things with words to pay the bills and regularly fiddle (musically speaking)
And yes, I am… 🏳️🌈
Jones
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Morning all!
A del-boy advertising salesman has conned the people I’m working with into a sale. The deal makes no sense, their designer has produced an ad I think they stole from a kid’s ‘painting with potatoes’ class. They’ve just got shitty with me for pulling it all apart.
This isn’t going to end well.
Morning all!
Just in…
“No more photos, my face looks fat” said I
“Pull your cheeks in then” said the one in the middle
“Oh ffs” said the one at the end.
Another average day out with the jones clan.
Joneses assemble. A long overdue summit meeting of the clan in Bangor.
*taken yesterday evening; we’re not sat in a pub at 8.45am. We’d never do that. Or would we…?
Morning all!
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Last night just before a few wines were consumed with the clan vs this morning’s ‘I think I slept in a skip and a pig shat on my head’ look.
Send help
If Muslims or members of the Asian and Black community had set fire to white people’s homes with children running for their lives, do you think we would be discussing legitimate concerns or focussing on who radicalised them and ideological and contributing cultural factors?