I forgot how nice it is to just float in a pool for a while. I feel so relaxed and just want to nap now. 😴
Mommy Marshal Heidi 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭
Mommy Marshal Heidi 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭
Me, after getting head on my cavdaver fat neovagina: Oh, hey, bb, how was it?
GF: Pussy's haunted.
Me: What?
GF: *loading a pistol and getting back between my legs* Pussy's haunted.
I've got a bunch of new followers suddenly, so I thought I'd roll this out again as a bit of an introduction... Hi, I'm the artist that painted this, "The Favorite". Perhaps you've seen it around? 😊
He only passed in March and this has me crying so much.
Gotta chill those beans!
Suns out, big naturals out. 😎
So most of you probably don't know the story, but years ago my ex got a blanket as a gift of our late cat Drogo that they adored. He was the sweetest boy and the world is lesser with him gone.
Anyway they just sent me this photo of their new kitten.
1) I'm disappointed no one thought to tag their goth gf about this.
2) Nope still not interested in the cursed bottom surgery.
I am not being dramatic when I say this piece of art has the same level of impact artworks in the Louvre has
