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Tonight's top story: a billion brothers before next year? It's more likely than you think! 🐺📈 Exclusive Dad interview reveals he's made largest litter yet, and they're growing FAST!
Stay tuned for more… 👀
cw: mpreg
Server Dingo
Well, would you look at that. 💁♂️ I'm sure this news that their sons just make more of their sons won't result in an explosion in their family's numbers whatsoever 😇
"I see this as an absolute win!" - the dad whose bloodline is becoming a genetic wildfire, probably🐺🧬🐺🧬🐺🧬🐺🧬🐺🧬🐺
cw: mpreg, incest(ish)
Server Dingo
So, uh… It seems many of their boys are coming of age, and the apples appear to not have fallen far from the very fertile tree… And somehow our increasingly overwhelmed dingo was caught completely off guard. Again. 🫠
“Did the internet go out while we were away or something?? 😭”
cw: mpreg, incest
Server Dingo
After being banned from the local IHOP (and subsequently all other family restaurants), the pups' father has taken it upon himself to take care of meal prep from now on.
Seems like he could use more practice, though, as the special meals he's been making for Serv taste just a bit off...
cw: mpreg
Server Dingo
It's lunch time, and Serv, now on his third huge litter of pups, saw quite the interesting roadside billboard for a local restaurant on his way back from the hospital...
Sorry restaurant folks, nothing personal! Soon the pups will be able to help pitch in, but 'till then... 😅🫃🐕🍽️🐕🍽️🐕🍽️🐕🍽️🐕🍽️
CW: mpreg
Server Dingo
Silly Serv. You didn't think you were done, did you? 💁♂️
Indeed, each of those unprotected romps ended up siring a new record-smashing litter to start outnumbering their older brothers in that warm and nurturing womb. A trend that I think the father to those pups cares to repeat 🫃🐕 🐕 🐕
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cw: mpreg
Server Dingo
Oh Serv, you dumb, fertile little dingo... Welp. I guess that litter's getting some new baby siblings. Or maybe more than just "some"... 😰🥚🥚🥚🥚
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@the-narutoshi.bsky.social pulled a Mayternity miracle and gave us the third piece in this series documenting Serv's hubris and his stud's virility! 🎊🙌
