Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
I got a thing where I gotta eat meat. And morally, I know that pigs are very smart.
But I'm just gunna say, in all fairness to the animals, if the AC in the office even just hums for a second I will devour your ribs with the same reverence as the 2 racks of pork ribs I just tore through