She shrugs.
"Nearest bar and go from there? Wait, what time is it?"
ＢｏｏｍーＢｏｏｍ
"Yeah. Deal."
"So I'm leaving myself in your hands. Where are we drinking?"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!
"WOOO! I have a feeling you're gonna be, like, the wildest kinda drunk. Or, like, really miserable. If you start crying messy-style I'm leaving you in a gutter somewhere, deal?"
ＢｏｏｍーＢｏｏｍ
A long, tragic, exasperated sigh.
"Yeah, we're going drinking."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!
"And that's gonna stop you why?"
ＢｏｏｍーＢｏｏｍ
There is no version of the universe where this goes well.
Not for me.
Not for anyone.
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!
"Okay, I'm caught between making a joke about the fact that you just said ☠️☠️☠️☠️ or the fact that you're taking a day off which means it's time to get your DRINK OOOOOON!"
ＢｏｏｍーＢｏｏｍ
"☠️☠️☠️☠️ it, Cindy and the others are right. I need a day off. No Spider-Man today."
"I'm gonna direct all the Spider-Bot data to the Avengers and the Baxter Building, I'm gonna pester Kurt to handle my night patrol, and I'm going to go on a date or something."
"I might even go to a meeting."
Nah.
