🎵 It's all I need right now, oh, baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh, baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck... 🎵
Hey, @actualnames.bsky.social ... I think I found my ancestral home:
THE GUMMINT: "We're not allowing any more Somali referees into this country!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: "Are you trying to say, 'refugee'? Did you think he was a refugee?"
THE GUMMINT: "...
...
... uhhh ...
...
Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Trump's dementia has got him decidin'
It's a *good* thing when deficits widen;
But I know, when he's pressed,
He'll do what he does best...
Which is blame the whole thing on Joe Biden.
🎵 Ladysniff my broken teabag
Lady walk the road
Lately when I see that teabag
I can't stand the load
Lady walk that greasy gravy
Lord, am I in heat
Lately when I eat you, baby
Lord, I just can't sleep
'cause I say No... 🎵
