There were two options for in which direction this joke could go.
The other was Trump selling Alaska back to pay for the Iran-debacle.
Corporal Frisk
š§ : Has anyone reminded Trump that Russia sold Alaska because of their financial difficulties following the Crimean War?
š: where are you going with this?
š§ : Well, maybe someone could distract him from the Greenland nonsense with the possibility of Russia selling Chukotka or something