Things I’ve learned:
Uday Hussein might actually be satan.
“I’m sick of this woke shit. Why is this video game character not attractive?”
I just saw Masters of the Universe and had a blast. In 1987 we heard Skeletor declare that he would be back and we’ve waited nearly 40 years for him to make good on that promise. Congrats to the entire cast and crew on a great spectacle that’s a love letter to us oldies and our Saturday mornings ❤️
I’ve been heavily researching Saddam Hussein and his sons. Not for work or anything, just coz.
Drive to storage unit… forgot key for lock.
Drove home.
Drive back to unit… wrong key.
Drove home.
Drive back to unit for 3rd time… success.
2 hours wasted.
That license plate is so immature. Do better.
Social media account for mid pizza chain tweeting like gamer chud = never ordering again
