I'm really going to get horny about a Bertie Wooster ass motherfucker being like "You've dropped the two pots of marmalade this week, Helen, I will have to take it out of your wages if you do it again" and she's like "I'm sorry, sir, it won't happen again, sir!" in her Yorkshire accent ?
So like the thing about me that sucks is like half of my sexual fantasies are like: A wealthy gay couple in inter-war period London are intentionally emotionally cruel to their maid.
