Dilettante Bog-Hag and Weirdo
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Self-care by watching my rats fish for treats. Pork prefers the peas.
Pineapple progress!!
Blood has been spilled this dawn
Looksmaxxing Hans Christian Andersen for clout.
I finally filmed a new skit!!
Child, Pointing to Bakery Prep Table: what’s that blood on the table back there??
Me, The Baker: oh that’s not blood. That’s melted cinnamon sugar from the cinnamon rolls
Child: That’s still blood. It’s the blood of a cinnamon roll.
Me:
I sliced a piece off a block of butter and came up with a lovely little winter landscape
Don’t be fooled! This is not a retouched historical photo of famous author Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes. It is actually me!!!
Caramel pecan rolls looking very decadent this morning
Portrait of the Artist as Igor Stravinsky
The same kid who wants to be Senshi for Halloween suggested pumpkin spice as the new flavor for pop tarts in the bakery. I bought him a nice wok to use for his costume. He’s more excited to cook with the wok than about trick or treating 😂❤️🥘
