she/it (it/its sometimes :3)
extremely annoying transsexual
doll-sized canis latrans
co-host of @bimbomentality.bsky.social
Emmy Cumslutress
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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who admit (even if begrudgingly) that "levels" was an all-time house banger and abject liars
rip tim, i still miss u 💔
absolute trash ass ending jfc
Girls night (and Chris night also) at the Barcade. I love you!!! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay @angelic.style @ambericaoffline.beauty
if you'd like to bring KRYSTAL SWORDS to your event, i am available for DJ bookings !! message me on my instagram @krystalswords or send me an email at [email protected]
i would like to thank Stella for ensuring we're now like 5 days max from Girled Cup fiction on AO3 lmao
asking my meta's surgeon the allowed amount of drugs she can do this weekend.
apparently the answer is none, no drugs wtf.
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just spent 10 minutes pinging the airtag on my keys, slowly going "telltale heart" level insane because the beeping was SO CLOSE, and i didn't understand how when i was walking around my apt and i kept checking my purse!!
finally i started crying and sat down and they fell out of my pocket,,
