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Trafalgar Street: “🎶Nazis Stuck in a Tunnel.🎶” #Brighton
When the effects of the Grail wear off, dementia finally hits him with a vengeance. By the age of 109 in 2008, Salah is dead, Marcus is dead, Marion is dead. Lying in a nursing home, Indy hallucinates one last grand adventure when he and Marion worked out, he has a kid, and he's still relevant.
This also explains the nuclear fridge. Shia LeBeouf is also just Stanley post holes, who works as an orderly in the nursing home.
Think about the character of Cliff from Cheers.
Cliff would bullshit, flamboyantly and incessantly, he'd confidently tell you that hot dogs were invented in 1944 in the Manhattan Project, etc.
He was an archetype of guy you'd meet at bars.
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