Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Gruntleigh T Ogron
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Most people not know that DALEKS have a PHOBIA of MICE!
There NOTHING WORSE than getting mice in their casings, building nests and nibbling their electricals, so me take great pleasure in telling DALEK KAAN me just seen one!
"A m..m..m..MOUSE!?!" him scream, and jump on a chair.
ADRIC has just wandered past.
Him has been washing his hair.
What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD!
Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS!
As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog.
ADRIC has just wandered past.
Him has been washing his hair.
What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD!
Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS!
As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog.
Knock knock!"
"Er...who's there?"
"I dunnup!"
"I dunnup who?"
"Ha ha no wonder you smell!"🙊
Pretty funny joke, huh?😹
Well apparently NOT when me tell it to the DRACONIAN PRINCE in the middle of an Ambassadorial Luncheon.
So, that ANOTHER Diplomatic row me started then! 🙄
Knock knock!"
"Er...who's there?"
"I dunnup!"
"I dunnup who?"
"Ha ha no wonder you smell!"🙊
Pretty funny joke, huh?😹
Well apparently NOT when me tell it to the DRACONIAN PRINCE in the middle of an Ambassadorial Luncheon.
So, that ANOTHER Diplomatic row me started then! 🙄
When DAVROS spends the afternoon fannying about with a stolen TARDIS console, there is a BIG EXPLOSION..and me is thrown into ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
It very different, everyone wears EYEPATCHES and NYDER has a twin called VADA.🤔
Also it a FASCIST STATE....so NO CHANGE THERE THEN!🙈
NYDER has passed a law BANNING all Ogrons under 16 from using SOCIAL MEDIA!
Apparently we all looking at "seditious material", or pictures of bananas.
Luckily most Ogrons so thick they not actually know how old they are so we all just saying we over 18! 😁
NYDER has passed a law BANNING all Ogrons under 16 from using SOCIAL MEDIA!
Apparently we all looking at "seditious material", or pictures of bananas.
Luckily most Ogrons so thick they not actually know how old they are so we all just saying we over 18! 😁
Davros is preparing for a day out at the beach.
"I'll take my UVA suncream with me to prevent wrinkles. When do you think would be the best time to apply it?"
"About 73 years ago....." hisses Nyder under his breath.
Think them might have had another tiff. 😬
Davros is preparing for a day out at the beach.
"I'll take my UVA suncream with me to prevent wrinkles. When do you think would be the best time to apply it?"
"About 73 years ago....." hisses Nyder under his breath.
Think them might have had another tiff. 😬
