my mayor muslim
my bagel jewish
my christian dior
ya girl’s in new york
here through the 14th and trying to get as much of that ny life in as i can. hit me up for shows, podcasts, sketches, or just to hang. excited to enter mamdanistan 🗽
i can be your long lost pal
@damphyr.com you have a task.
we should be able to vote people out of politics every election
you’ve heard of intermittent fasting? well let me introduce you to intermittent crashing out
the way i wish they’d release all possible permutations of the summer house reunion like taylor swift albums
i love you, los angeles ♥️
god please take away all my shame, guilt, and anxiety, double it and give it to west wilson
i’m fostering two cats right now who desperately need homes and i’m hoping i can rally folks on here to get them forever homes. cosita is a 12 yr old spicy lovable grandma and tillamook is a 5 yr old lover boy who wants to be your shadow. adoptable in the LA area!
happy summer house reunion to all who celebrate
okay then i will give you $4 if you let me lock you in a basement for a week
