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Would you make me a sandwich?
Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
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Awwww
(Nicky starts crying)
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
(Uncle Phil tosses stroller out of house)
Mwah (Aunt Viv burtsts into flames) AAAAAHHH!!
Aunt Viv... this kid is Carlton!
(awwwww)
Unc-le-Phil? Unc-le-Phil?
Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.
Aw, aw!
Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky!
I cannot tbelieve that you and Carlton made love. Seems like yjusterday when I was wiping his DICK DICK DICK DICK.
Aunt Viv. Uncle Phil ate all my breffmints!
Awwwwww.
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here!
No! (Disappears)
THREE YEARS LATER
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