"Would you like to do something exciting?"
NIKE
"Yes. I am. But with how bored I am, I think I'd rather be dead."
— ❂ 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚜
"Oh good, you're still alive."
NIKE
Groaning.
Not moving at all.
— ❂ 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚜
Pokes him with a stick.
NIKE
Lying on the ground.
Oh, he is so horrendously bored...