A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude, MO w/ WI roots, cis/het, DMs👍
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafhjzfhceki
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
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Istg, if i don't get myself some cheese pretty quickly here, I'm gonna go into withdrawal
Just ate a dessert that was like if you piped a Frostie into a waffle. Now I need to go back and get another one.
If you can't sing in public to embarrass your teenage kids, then where's the joy in life?
Smack me on the ass and tell me I'm pretty
Bonus if you use falsetto or include sweeping hand gestures
Convincing myself that I'm not a bad person, since that narrative has been trying to reinforce itself in my head again
If I start a cheese-centric group chat, who wants in?
Thinking of turning this account into a Korean fried chicken account for the next week or so, just to see how many new follows I can get
