*steps up to podium, taps on microphone*
America sucks
Ready my knights for battle. They will ride with their king once more.
I have lived through others far too long.
Lancelot carried my honor, and Guenevere, my guilt. Mordred bore my sins. My knights have fought my causes.
Now, my brother, I shall be... king.
Infantile eldritch horrors in fairy tales have ruined us.
we are in a war. they have declared war on you. they want to destroy you for believing them when they said you had rights
how this make you feel white boy
Please do not change me into a different being with dark magic
buddy get on line cause yer gonna wanna see this (a butt)
