Fleet of roombas fitted with drone capabilities so they can fly, and with a sound system so they can play Ride of the Valkyries as they swoop down on whoever I choose.
Lizard Queen / ragbonehair
THE WIZARD IS BACK!
You have been cursed with a lot of money! You are going to become not just permanently brain damaged, but SUPER evil, incapable of doing good, if you use the money for anything that isn't ridiculous.
To break the curse, you must spend it on something ridiculous.
What say you?
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lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful
what would you buy to break the curse?