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Soon we’ll get to find out what Elon thinks about Andy Burnham, a man he’ll discover exists about 30 seconds before he posts.
Aaaandd there it is, Dicky Tice on LBC banging out the 'any new PM needs the mandate of the people, election asap' line.
Expect this hourly from now until fucking Domesday
The Sky News helicopter is currently following Andy Burnham's train all the way down to London.
Unclear what exactly they expect to happen en route
Look at the man in this picture. If anyone is in any doubt what a statesman is it’s him. Look long and hard. Perhaps take a screen shot so that when your kids and grandkids ask “What’s a statesman?” you can show them this and tell them they are now a dead breed in this god forsaken country.
Picture of Burnham outside number 10 with the headline “Coronation Street”, there’s your goal tabloids
