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Ryan Finnie
The morning manager at Burger King now knows me by name. Welp, time to move to a different town.
(I order on the app every 2 or 3 weeks. Not often, but regular. She probably wouldn't recognize me cold, but does now recognize me associated with the order with my name on it.)
You know that moment when you realize Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have eyebrows, and it changes your life forever? Here's another:
I was watching the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode The First Duty, a very human-centric episode which takes place on Earth.
They all have sideburns.
I've […]
Discussing the Subaru Trailseeker EV with a friend:
"Also, are you allowed to buy a Subaru if you're not lesbian?"
"My niece & nephew both have Subarus and they're pretty hetero"
"Oh yeah, I don't mean that in a societal way, I'm not worried about that. I mean like, do you have to fill out […]
Now I'm just staring at everyone's facial hair everywhere.
"Sideburns" may not be the best description for some of these, but the triangular patch below the glasses line seemed to be very common among men in the 80s and 90s. Today, the trend seems to be shaving up to or even above the glasses […]
The LA Barstow to Vegas is a three-day offroad motorcycle trip which takes you from Palmdale to Vegas. Palmdale is neither LA nor Barstow.
Even Picard has sideburns. They're very thin, but they're there.
The only human I wasn't able to verify was Beverly Crusher, ironically because she has too much hair.
And while not human, shout out to Captain Satelk for rocking both the bowl cut and the sideburns.
Anubis has a pretty solid business strategy:
1) Release open source software for free
2) Add catgirl branding
3) Charge companies to remove catgirl branding
https://anubis.techaro.lol/docs/admin/botstopper
