Horror stories so funny they'll kill you. Online at dielaughingmag.com. EIC - @probablyharmless.bsky.social and @cassandradaucus.bsky.social. Issue 3 coming soon!
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Remember that time we briefly became a self-help blog?
Remember that time a pizza customer offered an... alternate form of payment?
Remember that time voices called out to Billy?
Remember that time when there were all these horrible, horrible monkeys?
Remember that time Anvidor the Young tried to do a spell?
Remember that time we went on a corporate retreat?
Remember that time Keith went on a romantic getaway with his new girlfriend and her family?
As you may have guessed from all our posts Die Laughing is returning from our hiatus and ready to get back in action! If you have a story that's funny AND frightening, we'd love to see it! We're open for subs JULY 1-15! (You still have time to write something!) Details here: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Remember that time Lonnie got bit by a squirrel and went a little... nuts?
If you write comedic horror, submit to these lovely people!
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As you may have guessed from all our posts Die Laughing is returning from our hiatus and ready to get back in action! If you have a story that's funny AND frightening, we'd love to see it! We're open for subs JULY 1-15! (You still have time to write something!) Details here: dielaughingmag.com/a...
Screwball sez: "Do not miss this! Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers is free to read on the Die Laughing Magazine website!!!!" (Story by @santiagoeximeno.bsky.social - and it's a killer!)
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Today, Die Laughing Magazine is proud to present our very first drabble! Let Evan Baughfman regale you with 100 words of magic and regret in "Bad Necromance" - now free to read on our website!
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Our second free flash story from Issue 6 is calling. Will you answer the call? Please? BILLY? Read "Billy Baby" by @zofiawarwick.bsky.social on our website today. It's literally right over here.
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Oh, so you love the monkeys when they're making bold artistic choices, but at the first explosion that's our fault? Read the first free story of Issue 5, where @romiesays.bsky.social explains why that is unjust and improper.
Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...
Free to read today is the second story of Issue 6: "Pizza Delivery to Dagon" by Tyler Kurtz! These babes just want to pay for their pizza....or is it something more sinister? Find out for yourself, free on our website!
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We've worked hard the last few weeks to bring you Issue 2 of Die Laughing Mag, so what better way to end the volume than with a nice, relaxing work retreat? Surely nothing will go wrong. Read "Trust Fall" by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social right here.
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It's here! It's here! We are proud to present our first FREE story, "Wrath of the Weresquirrel" by L.D. Blevins, a harrowing, fluffy tail of terror. Read it, if you dare!
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It's a day late but we're here to scream bloody murder about the newest story available on our website, "Trigger Teeth" by Vale Vonn. Don't forget, you can buy a copy of Die Laughing Issue 1 for $5 (or just throw us some cash if you like us).
Without further ado: dielaughingmag.com/2024/11/19/t...
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Keith stared out the window at the snow-swept beach, clutching his cold coffee cup and lamenting the night of savage murder he knew was imminent. Worst Valentine’s Day ever. He’d been against…
As Trent’s screams fade into the swirling, endless vortex of nothingness, it occurs to me I may have made a strategic mistake. “Oh come the hell on, Melissa!” Robbie yells. “What are you screaming …
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Lonnie Chaney, the protagonist (you can tell by how he gets the first line), took his .22 rifle down from the wall. He found his granny chewing on a twist of tobacco at the kitchen table. “We…
