garrulous internet butch / elfposter in chief
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rex
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theres a big rum and coke in my NEAR future
rex
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tropical devil night remix
i only like reading things that make me feel like i just got kicked down the stairs
the worst battle i fought whilst on my Grande Garden Adventure was actually with the lanternfly nymph who went DOWN my shirt INTO my sports bra. needless to say i slew him
i’ve been chorin like a diligent mfer today when i hit the bar tonight i’m gonna house a sando
i need to read an emotionally eviscerating edeleth soon
i’ve increasingly been feeling prepared to welcome a squire into my life, which for the thirty-something butch is roughly equivalent to being ready for parenthood
i just think a squire would be grand to have at hand in moments like the one i just had where i was rootin around in the garden and encountered half a snake. yes ser it was a most frightening serpent. yes ser you were brave of heart and your little shriek was very masc. yes ser i’ll do away with it
