I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️🌈
John M Danskin🐸
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Heard that Trump saw 22 specialists at his last checkup.
Was remembering how Stephen Maturin would prescribe daily doses of powerful laxatives to people who displeased him.
Will no one in the medical profession rise to this occasion?
Because increasing the number of bananas b, does not increase the interval of bananavailability or perfect ripeness I_r
d(I_r)/db=0,
Bananavailability depends on staggered bananaquisition, or lots of trips to the grocery store.
John M Danskin🐸
If I worry about not being a good husband, my wife sets me straight. If I give signs of thinking I am a great husband, my wife sets me straight.
Not about to be fired. Room for improvement. She's watching.
Ok, we've positively identified the world's richest man. Redistribute his money to the bottom 50%, and toss him in the volcano.
Can't wait to see who will be the world's richest man next week.
I apologized to my wife for bursting in on her when she was fully dressed.
My whole career was based on building exciting new technology without actually taking risks. You can in fact cross a chasm without jumping and hoping.
Yes, these are horrible and plastic, but I made them myself by typing. I think I am ready to stop copying Cuboro now. They could really use some bridges and towers so you don't waste all your blocks holding up other blocks. Internal pathways are cool, but sometimes the marble gets stuck deep down...
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
John M Danskin🐸
a girl said her fantasy is to be at the grocery store when it happens and now i can’t stop dreaming of it
i’m standing looking at cheese at central market, when i hear people start whispering, picking up their phones and gasping NO, then squealing.
i buy the mimolette and a bottle of krug.
