Round up the billionaire class and families and let the common folk go to town till there is nothing but knuckles and elbows left. Who ever isn't tired can handle the very prominent white supremacists next. It would be a month long spectacle. Cap it off with the pedo class.
A-Wax
Okay but
What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower