Dr. Oz does not know me. I was put on this planet to sit at home and watch tv. Anything else I do is in service to that goal.
Malber1
Dr Oz: "You were not put on this planet to sit at home and watch television. The average person who's on Medicaid, who's able-bodied, watches 6.1 hours of television, or just hangs out, every day."
Wait, didn't Oz make his fortune off people watching television?