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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Chubby Bee Liquid Core Dice. Everyone keeps saying we need to save the bees, and I truly believe that capturing them inside glass dice is the optimal way to accomplish that.
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Wow, I never knew that.
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Hey look, I found your favorite book! Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Smut Pin.
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Please don't be ashamed, we all know you read this.
I generally do not like to acknowledge this, but I feel the need to state that this is satire. For the love of God please do not test this one.
We made a comic about a pawn shop.
The man was born to skate.
Wow, I never knew that's what they were for.
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Question: Can't billionaires just stop using private jets?
Answer: Shut up! Use a paper straw!
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Recycled Silk Panel Curtains. I am begging you to save the planet by using recycled curtains while billionaires waste the equivalent of your lifelong carbon footprint on a single private jet ride to go get artisanal ice cream.
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