I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Sometimes I post pics of rocks, weed and old mines.
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
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Dad: I'm sorry to hear your marriage ended, matte but, I hear you're seeing someone else; what's her name?
Me: Enya
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Me: yep. She's probably in her late 60s now but I'd still bang.
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The basis of many marques, including BMW, Datsun, American Bantam, to name a few!
I’m arriving fashionably earlier
Djent is just jazz but every now and then they slow down so you can be 100% certain that you still have no idea how they produce that bass sound
A lot of you guys have never heard of Sathington Willoughby and it fucking shows
You're internet history read out in front of your kids at every birthday party or you name the other three members of Aerosmith in 25 seconds without a helpline. GO!
Just remembering the time these 3 guys outside a nightclub who I'm pretty sure were getting ready to commit violence upon my person, started laughing when I said "if you fellas keep talking like this I'm gonna get one hell of a hard on" and then left me alone
86.3% of parenting is just your kids begging you to take them on a bike ride then carrying their bike 99.8% of the way while they run ahead on foot
Fashionably late = 👍
Fashionably early = 🤷
Right on time = ⬛
Have a houseguest for a few days so look at me, up early, pretending to be a productive human being
