Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Bryan Behar
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It’s weird watching an NBA Finals game without a racist pedophile President sleeping behind bulletproof glass.
The Iran peace deal is coming any day now.
Just after Infrastructure Week, the Trump health plan, and Mexico pays for the Border Wall.
I’m shocked by the number of people on my Facebook feed claiming that Spencer Pratt could only have lost via election fraud.
Not that he was a wildly unqualified, MAGA-coded reality figure in one of the bluest cities in America.
Note to self: get smarter Facebook friends. Or leave Facebook.
Shutting down NYC to get booed and sleep isn’t the flex that Donald Trump thinks it is.
If you were a foreign agent sent to destroy America from the inside, you couldn’t do a better job than this guy.