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How original.
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
i'm del. ( sticks out her middle finger. ) That's my sign.
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Oh. *Sorry.* Let me try it another way. (Clears her throat.) What's your name? What's your sign? What's your species?
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
that's not the sorta question you ask a lady.
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Could say the same to you. (Crosses her arms. Looks her up and down...) Seriously. What are you?
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
i'm warning you, don't get cocky.
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... How fast are you, lady? You said endangered species? What species is that?
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
yeah well i wouldn't try it if i were you, i got ptsd and crazy reflexes, i'll hand you your ass on a platter.
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I'm being pretty polite, usually I just bite and drain!
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
don't you act all outraged, you're the one trying to take a bite out of me!
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I'm not fucking diseased!
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
yeah, but you could be diseased, it's unsanitary. i'm just not food.
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I said 'sip,' didn't I? (Decides not to mention that she doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to leaving people alive.)
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
my blood's not for sipping, thanks, i'm an endangered species.
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Yeah. Why don't you try that and let me have a sip of your blood after?
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๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–†๐–š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–†
out of milk AND coffee? add whiskey to your cereal for a yummy snack.