As the cursed party in this relationship, it's therefore up to me to commission him wearing kitschy bright yellow crocs with Chuck E Cheese pins.
Commissioned from x.com/Nihu77
Jayne🔞
Some lore:
As a non-American, I knew about Chuck E Cheese via cultural osmosis.
When I last travelled to visit @mousehold.bsky.social in the US, I saw that there was a Chuck E Cheese in the area and asked him if we could go.
His reaction was a violent no.
Also, he doesn't like crocs.
