I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
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Review of: Unemployment
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The time off is great, but would be 5 stars if it included enough money to live on and universal healthcare
Happy Wednesday!
Your little ball of sarcastic sunshine is awake and posting...
Look at the Ginormous portobellos!
I have the ambition to make a meal like a 5 star chef
... but the motivation and ability akin to opening a sleeve of Ritz.
Pete Hegseth stood on the D-Day ... www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBPV9CQn/