Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about how promptly plumbers, electricians, and the cable guy arrive for a service call.
Also, not once in my life have I been allowed to pay a cute pizza delivery girl with dick instead of money.
Ducky 🦆
Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about how often women helplessly get stuck in household appliances & furniture. So unlucky
K Spesh
Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about how clean most people’s kitchens are
