Sadly the poem written about me, "Ode to a Lazy Arsehole who won't get out of bed", has yet to appear on any GCSE paper.
(Seriously, though, this is a lovely story and probably something that has never happened to any student before).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Emily Cullen says she couldn't believe it when her son told her about the poem, which she had written seven years earlier.
