"the nina totenberg of corporate law"
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everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and it’s also seriously problematic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chance the Lawyer
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does anyone else have a weird ghost play button with a gif tag on it hovering around in their notis here and no I’m not having a stroke 😭
Keep in mind, the WWE event being held on the White House lawn is a for-profit event benefiting Paramount+ and the Ellisons.
They even run commercials for it on TV.
I'm so goddam annoyed by this I'm mad at imaginary readers who might agree.
Who is this even for, the fucking president closed down a 5 block radius just so he could pass out *at the same game*
When Mamdani pays for bad seats it's a scandal.
When Trump shuts down six blocks to show up and nap it's not newsworthy.
Because the Times isn't a newspaper, it's a weapon the wealthy use against the rest of us.
ah yes the classic perk of paying a grand to watch a game of basketball
I hate everything stupid and everything is stupid.
Chance the Lawyer
Instead my thought was, “The fucking mayor couldn’t score better tickets?” But he looks like he’s having the time of his life. This is why NY loves him. Because he loves them back.
the story of us
Eric Adams or Cuomo would be courtside schmoozing in the 100k seats someone else paid for and nobody would bat an eye but yeah, Zohran’s seat is the problem.
