When someone posts “felt cute” just be chaotic and respond “aww why?”
Won tickets to see Kesha at gay trivia tonight 🤪
I keep getting distracted by all the Scottish men in skirts walking around the city
Sometimes I’ll tell people I work at the Globe and they’re like 🤩 “wow!” And then other times it’s fully like 🥱 “idk what that is” - keeps me on my toes, keeps me humble
I always get scared when packs of children are on public transit
New Boston friends (gays) are coming over last minute and I’m in a panic downloading YouTube premium and throwing together a video playlist